Servers cannot hold their drink
Just in case you were wondering where Head Rambles had gone……………..
I thought I would start the celebrations early.
While my laptop and I have been in constant touch over the last year, I have largely been ignoring my server.
My server has been doing trojan work, hosting my blog and handling all my mail. If it wasn’t for my trusty server, there wouldn’t be a Head Rambles.
I have never sung its praises. I have never said how good it is. I have largely ignored it. I felt very bad about that. So, today I decided to rectify the situation.
I sat with my server and we opened a bottle of whiskey. We discussed the past year, and I told it how much I appreciated it. I gave it a hug.
Then I gave it a glass of whiskey.
That was a mistake.
Sorry.
I have a word of warning to everyone.
Whiskey and servers don’t really mix.
There was a rather nice little festive blue flame, and my server passed out. It just can’t hold its liquor.
It’s doing its best to sober up now, but it may be a bit unsteady on its rack for a while.
I should have given it a Guinness instead.
Uisce Bheatha?
Sure what else would you give something to revive it?
Ian – From now on, it’s on an electron diet….
They like ice cream better. Mister Microsoftee.
You mean they like to be whipped?
Kinky!!
Grandad,
How about you give the Guinness to the poor lad who had to drain the Whiskey out of the server??
Niall – Most of it evaporated. You make it sound like hard work!!
Where have all the yanks gone? Did the server delete them? Forget about them or are they all sitting in your spam filter?
So is it a Microsoft type server or Linux with Apache. If it’s MS based, only soft drinks will due. If it’s Linux then I’m afraid it will only tolerate a good scotch and a wee one at that. With all due respects to a fine Irish whiskey of course.
Didn’t know you ran your own server you old Irish type geek you.
Baino – No. You are the only one in my spam filter.