I am writing this in absentia, partly because I’m not here, and partly because I can.
You see, I had to go out this morning, very early. I could have waited until I came back, but then you all would have been worried.
At this stage, I have you all trained like Pavlov’s dog to salivate in the morning, waiting for me to post. So it would be cruel to let you down without warning. Withdrawals, and all that. Nasty.
You may wonder what I’m doing this morning? I’m not telling you. And there is no point in asking, because I’m not here to reply.
So while I’m gone, you can sit there quietly and talk amongst yourselves. If you must write something, then get together a draw up a list of subjects for me to write about. I don’t promise to write about any of them, but it’ll keep you quiet for a while.
In the meantime……..
Herself thinks I’m the only one who takes a swipe at Harney. I found this yesterday!