Me: Why do you do that?
Laptop: Why do I do what?
Me: Every now and then you spin your hard disk and then flip open the CD drive.
Laptop: Because I can.
Me: Stop it. It’s annoying me.
Laptop: Oh, shut up and stop whining. Go back to your pathetic blogging.
Me: If you do it once more, I shall get really annoyed.
Laptop: Tough shit.
Laptop: Aaaahhhh! Get that fucking Daniel O’Donnell disk out of there!
Me: Do you promise to behave?
Laptop: Yes! Yes! Anything!! Just take it away.