Me: Have you finished all that crap with downloading stuff and checking things?
Laptop: Maybe. Maybe not.
Me: I’ve been thinking about this Linux thing. People seem to think it’s a good idea.
Laptop: Fucking nerdheads. What would those wankers know?
Me: There is no need for that language. I want to give it a try anyway.
Laptop: You want me to switch?
Me: OK. Let’s go for it.
Laptop: >>>>>>>!>> reboot
Me: kjjsu ^hdh lk kjudfg?
Laptop: Try a different text editor.
Me: Got it. This seems fine. Yup. I’ve found the Internet.
Laptop: Big fucking deal.
Me: I can’t find PhotoShop?
Laptop: You don’t have PhotoShop on Linux. You’ll have to use Gimp.
Me: I don’t know Gimp! How long will it take me to learn?
Laptop: That and all the other different programmes? A looooong time. *heh*
Me: This is no good. I have stuff that has to be done today. Go back to Windows.
Laptop: +++++ & reboot..
Me: That’s better.
Laptop: Critical error! NTFS partition failed. Contact Microsoft immediately!!
Laptop: System files currupt or missing. System shutdown! System shutdown!