Many years ago, a young couple met in Pennsylvania.
They were hiking along the road to DuBois.
About ten miles from the town they decided to take a side road.
After about three miles they realised that they fancied each other. A lot.
A couple of miles further on they could take it no more and abandoned themselves to a frenzy of rampant sex at the side of the road.
A couple of miles beyond that their mobiles started ringing like mad.
They had picked a spot under a webcam that had broadcast their animal passions to millions. And he had accidentally pressed the speed-dial button to his wife in the heat of the moment. And they had taken no precautions. And her jealous 25 stone husband was due out of prison in a few weeks after serving five years for assault and battery.
You don’t believe me?