Odds and Ends — 10 Comments

  1. Which means you’d better not pop any champagne corks in the near future either. Wicked dangerous, those.

  2. I know. I shot a magpie the other day with one.

    Anyway, champagne gives me flatulence.

  3. Just read that page, Ian. Interesting. I must have been abducted because when I checked through the ‘Events’, I have experienced all but the last.

    But then it usually turned out to be Herself, or general forgetfulness.

  4. Watch out for that lottery, Grandad!

    A woman came home screeching her car in the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and screamed at the top of her lungs.
    “Joe, pack your bags, I won the lottery.”
    The husband said,”Oh, my Gosh,what shall I pack,beach stuff or mountain stuff?”
    “Doesn’t matter,” she said “Just get OUT!”.

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