I have just eaten Hard Core
I have just had lunch.
Herself made me a cheese sandwich. It was nice. It was different from her usual cheese sandwiches.
I asked her about this and she said it was a new variety.
I had a look at the packet.
The cow has introduced me to hard core porn!
What am I going to do?
Mind you, I can’t find any naked women in there [and I have looked VERY hard].
Why is it “Adults only”? Is it going to drive a child mad with lust?
Maybe it is only for use in smearing over naked bodies?
I have finished my sandwich now. I don’t feel any great glowing in the loins. Mind you, with my medication that would be
hard difficult [have to choose my words carefully here].
I suppose I have to back on the sex-offenders list again, now.
Watch it, herself might be inflicting Mad Bulls Disease!
Does that mean I have to be shot and burned?
Slow roasting is best
On a spit? But all I did was eat some cheese, and now look where it’s got me!
We are still paying fore what Adam eat 😉
I ate some of that X-treme cheddar and you’re right. There is no porn in it.
I did wanted to go bungee-jumping after it, though …
That explains it. I was wondering why I was Googling around looking for snow-boarding sites. They are right to have a warning. It could be dangerous to old fogies.
P.S. Did you get any afters? 😉
You must be joking 🙁
Is this a new cheese range from Ann Summers? You fail to go in one week to get your edible crotchless knickers and look what happens an entire new range of porn products – amazing !
Careful Flirty – That comment was marked as spam. I wonder why? 🙂
I believe the supermarkets are stocking little brown paper bags that you can put this cheese in. After all, you don’t want to be pushing a trolley around a shop with hard-core cheese sitting on the top?