This world is a lot smaller than I thought.

Now you all know about my pals Ron and Dick who are into the Internet thing.

Now they have some dealings with a bloke called Michele [Yes. A bloke. Apparently he’s touchy about that]. He has a blog.

Now Michele employs George who doesn’t have a blog that I know about, but they all work in a place called Blacknight.

Now, George is engaged to Elly who has a blog.

We all have mothers [except George W. He came out from under a stone somewhere in Texas].

Now Elly, of course has a mother called Grannymar who has a blog.

And Grannymar fancies me because she wants me to wear makeup.

And so the circle is complete.

Me – Dick – Michele – George – Elly – Grannymar – back to me again.

And it is all coincidence. I never asked Elly to get engaged to George [and the very best of luck to them, by the way] and have met neither. I have never met Grannymar except through my blogging. I think I saw Michele once, but that might have been someone else.

I think that is weird.

A note here to Grannymar: I’m very sorry, but I’m spoken for. Herself might complain. But there again………. if you are a blogger, you are unlikely to complain about the amount of time I spend at the keyboard, so maybe I can arrange something?