I'm starting a new company — 7 Comments

  1. I think it’s beautiful Grandad. I would like to get in early and order 3 at the early bird special price.

  2. There! I knew I was on to a winner! This is easy.
    Just send me a cheque for €30,000 and as soon as I get it I’ll post you three web sites. I’ll even send them by registered post.
    Anyone else?

  3. To Whom it may Concern,

    I work for a major Multi-National organisation and I have come across your site offering Silver Hair Internet Technologies website hosting.

    I would love to arrange a meeting with you. My head office is based in Miama so I would have to request you come to our office for a twenty minute presentation.

    We were extremely impressed with your current website offerring your services and would only some day dream of having a site like that to attract potential customers to our business. Your prices are extremely reasonable also so we would like to subscribe to a trial 5 year period with you if this suits? Payment will be made in the form of Barrys teabags, lucozade, butter vouchers, spam, animl by products and St Bernard Tomatoe Ketchup.

    Of course all expenses will be incurred by us and we understand you will need a week in Miama to cover jetlag, so we will put you up in the most exclusive 5 star hotel here as I am sure this would only meet what your existing customers offer but we will also throw in some free hardware and luxury trips in order to try and win your time.


    This may or may not be true

  4. Wow! I never knew there’d be perks like this.
    Dear Polo,
    Thank you for your generous offer of work and little holiday, plus special offers.
    While we at S.H.I.T would love to facilitate you and increase your sales 100 fold [you didn’t say what kind of business you were in, by the way], there is one slight problem….
    I don’t like St Bernard Tomato Ketchup. It lacks something. Is there any chance you could substitute Heinz?
    I look forward to hearing from you.

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