Lapdancing and the Druids
Ireland’s oldest lap dancing club I am writing this in the bowels of Newgrange waiting for the sun to rise. For this is the Winter Solstice. It is half eight in the morning and I am freezing. I like the … Continue reading →
Monthly Archives: December 2006
Vacant room to let
TO LET Very spacious penthouse apartment Vacant possession. No previous occupants. This property enjoys excellent security. There is 24 hour protection and a resident landlord in the basement. Tennancy includes free transport [in own plane] and free year round access … Continue reading →
Bashing the bishop
I got a phone call last night. I knew it was the Archbishop, because I use personalised ringtones, and the phone merrily warbled “When the saints come marching in”. “Hiya Bish” says I. “Bless you, Grandad” Says he. “I didn’t … Continue reading →
Have faith in your computer
My computer has found religion. The only problem is that it thinks I am God. Now that’s fine by me. It’s a little flattering actually. But it has severe drawbacks. The main one is religious practices. I’ve noticed for some … Continue reading →
