It has happened again. I went down for the paper and someone asked me for directions. Do I look like a walking Ordnance Survey? I must do, because it is virtually impossible to stray outside without being asked for directions … Continue reading →
Some time ago, Herself decided to order some – what shall we call them? – intimate undergarments. She chose a company in the UK and asked me to order them on-line for her. I had no problem with this. I … Continue reading →
Herself has just read my last post [Does my bum look big in this?] God help me. She is now standing behind me with a nasty looking carving knife and is insisting that I take dictation, as she wishes to … Continue reading →
Yesterday I received a cold-call from one of those phone companies who wanted me to switch to them, and I was delighted. Now don’t get me wrong. I hate those cold-calls. The phone rings and I think to myself “Ah! … Continue reading →
