…or rather a Dwarf. I have a little problem, NO not that little problem- the doctors assure me it is a temporary side effect of the medication. Infact I have of course a plethora of problems (one hopes the correct … Continue reading →
We had a lovely walk yesterday. It was one of those walks with human and dog in perfect harmony, neither in a rush and both relaxed and just enjoying the sunshine and the smells. I had a great time just … Continue reading →
(for those who weren’t raised in the British middle class and taught how to behave at the table I should explain that the phrase ‘Do you know the Bishop of Norwich ?” is a polite way of asking your neighbour … Continue reading →
[A Guest Spot by The Blocked Dwarf, in case you are wondering?] This morning found me, your Dwarf in Norfolk, in the centre of the teeming metropole that is our local market town with a few minutes to kill whilst … Continue reading →
With one of those weird coincidences in life, I received the following from The Blocked Dwarf after I wrote yesterday’s little brainfart. GD ________ Former regulars of the Raccoon Arms will recall that oft times was mooted that the Landlady … Continue reading →
Or The Origins Of Health & Safety and Gender Equality In The Workplace. [a Guest Spot by The Blocked Dwarf] Hi Landlady, whilst ‘researching’ (ok ‘googling late at night’) tobacco growing in Methwold in the fair county of Norfolk, I … Continue reading →
Guest Spot by The Blocked Dwarf Or “shall I continue to watch, looking like a Sith Lord in the hood of my overlarge Bundeswehr parka, the well oiled machinery that is The Upper Nosebleed Town Xmas Lights Volunteer Committee putting … Continue reading →
A Guest Spot by The Blocked Dwarf I’m about to go all Mad Mohel (goy-gle it!) on a 2” chunk of a twenty quid ‘Churchill’ cuban cigar and Freud was wrong about a Zigarre sometimes just being a smoke. But … Continue reading →
Another Guest spot by The Blocked Dwarf Right this moment the Blocked Dwarf, your correspondent from the Flatlands, thinks that with a lot of help he might, just might, make the grade as a village idiot. Or should that be … Continue reading →
A Guest Spot by The Blocked Dwarf It has oft been said that the only good thing that Anthony Charles ‘Son Of Satan’ Lynton Blair esq. did in office was the Data Protection Act 1998, which gave us the … Continue reading →
