I am frustrated.

I read a thing today about a bloke who was dismissed and who won a case to get himself reinstated.

The reason he was dismissed was that apparently he told a female fellow employee that “blonds are better“.

The first thing I would point out here is that far from being “gross misconduct” I would class it as a remark to be either debated or ignored. For someone to be offended by that they would have to rate themselves near the top of the Snowflake Scale. If I had been the manager there I would have called the bloke into my office and would have told him that the female involved was a nutter and to try not winding her up.

The next thing I would point out is that blondes are in fact relatively few and far between. The vast majority of blondes walking the streets are in fact brunettes in disguise thanks to the wonders contained in a bottle. The chances are that when you are chatting up a blonde you are in fact chatting up an imposter. Just check that the hat matches the handbag.

So why do so many women choose to go blonde? The answer is simple. Way down in the deep dark recesses of a man’s subconscious lies the primeval urge. The urge tells him to go out and impregnate as many women as possible and to make sure that the choice of woman is a good breeder, namely that she is young, healthy [and bonds are perceived as healthier for some reason], has good child bearing hips and big tits. While modern Politically Correct standards somewhat restrain these urges nevertheless, they exist, and women subconsciously know this.

So what has me so frustrated? Well, the article goes on at length about the blokes case and how he quite rightly was awarded €5,000 but it doesn’t answer one vital question.

What was the rest of the bloke’s comment?

In his opinion, what are blondes better at [or for]?