Life in Hell
Did the world end yesterday?
This may seem like a strange question, but I can’t help asking it.
You see, no one has ever predicted what things would be like in a post-apocalyptic state. No one had ever told us what happens when we are dead. There are theories about pure nothingness, or angels twanging harps on fluffy clouds or demons prodding us back into the fiery furnace but no one has ever actually told us. No one has ever been there and posted a video on YouTube after.
For all I know, I could be in some kind of Limbo where everything looks, feels, sounds and tastes the same but it is in fact not real. How am I to tell the difference? There is no use in pinching myself for that could merely be my Limbo Self simulating a pinch. There is no use in any of you lot writing and saying you are still around as you would surely be here in Limbo too [or Heaven, or Hell?] and the letters that appear on the screen could once again be a fig-leaf of my Limbo Imagination?
Am I in Heaven or Hell?
If I am in Heaven then maybe life will apparently carry on as before but all the irritating, bad and just plain nasty things in life will have disappeared. Maybe suddenly we have complete freedom from gubmints and bureaucrats with all their petty rules and regulations. Maybe somewhere the cast and crew of the EU are gently swinging in the breeze on the end of their piano wire? Maybe tobacco and Guinness are now free? Maybe Herself doesn’t have to shave any more?
Or maybe I’m in Hell and nothing has changed?
Come meet the new world.Same as the old world.It was a simple reboot of reality. Clearing of caches and all that. Automatically done every every 3000 years or so. Just a tick of the old cosmic clock really, we'd never notice either since, by comparison, we're only mere blips of existence. Synchronized bacexistencekups are done at that time as well.We did have awfully high winds yesterday though. Knocked our new tent shed right over into the fence. Perhaps that was the end of the world blowing past?
So you reckon it was just a reboot? It certainly cleared all the cash out of my cache.
Okay, what the heck is wrong with this comment editor? It didn't do the breaks or paragraphs. Just bunched everything up without spaces in between sentences even. Ah well, the plugin needs an update I'd imagine.
Stop whinging. Everything is fully up to date. I just switched off a couple of "features". That's all.
I had noticed something was buggering comments… never occurred to me it was someone!
When Dorothy Parker was informed of President Calvin Coolidge's death, she replied, "Really? How could they tell?"
Sounds like a good president. We would know if any of our politicians here dropped dead – the overall level of chaos would drop markedly.
It's called the multiverse that we all live in. All.
Is that out of the same bag as Digiverse and Megaverse? Are Apple about to launch the iVerse?
Yeah and it's free of charge. But you don't want to know the price of the upgrades.
"Am I in Heaven or Hell?" You're wherever you think you are GD.
The Kingdom of heaven is within.. or something like that.. as someone once said.. lo here, lo there.. lo somewhere..
" Maybe Herself doesn’t have to shave any more" Yeah.. and where all the men are 7+ inches..
"and where all the men are 7+ inches.." I thought we were already? Maybe I just live a sheltered life…
Well, I have 12 inches, but I never use it as a rule…
Oh…oh…that was terrible, just awful. (wish I had said it first)
I've probably just been meeting the wrong ones.. maybe it was the jacuzzi bath last week that caused the shrinkage.. time for dumpin' me thinks . (besides how can you take a guy with the name Ken Rogers serious? Where do I find um? Islands in the stream that is what we are.. and we rely on each other ah ha)
Too deep for me…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79vdlEcWxvM
I'm surprised some disciple of Al Gore hasn't come out saying that global warming is responsible for the failure of the world to end.