Caption time
I attach for your delectation, a photograph.
I would ask you to guess, based on maturity, intelligence and gravitas, which of these nice people you think is destined to become our Glorious Leader?
That photograph is just missing one thing….
a caption?
Obviously the gurner. Caption :-
“Honestly (Thinks :- I wonder what that means. But I have heard other WEFers use it.) this the best I can do in the way of exuding sincerity and charisma.
Maybe waving my hands about like Anthony Charles Linton Miranda Blair has done would help? No?”
Excuse me I just find my navvy’s shovel.
“If I can just keep my fingers locked together for a few more minutes, maybe I can avoid punching this jumped-up tosser in the face while still on camera.”
Is the tranny the on the right?
If I keep my hands down here no-one will notice that I’ve got a major boner on. She looks a bit too sour-faced to do anything about it, so how about you? It worked for Leo.
Being in the states, I don’t know a damned thing about any of them. Judging from the captions offered up so far, I suppose I should consider myself fortunate in that regard.
Unknown bloke in the middle…
“And here’s my impression of Gary Lineker”!
Man and woman to the left and right simultaneously thinking…”It could be worse, it could be Jeffrey Donaldson!”
My conspiracy theory mate down the Irish bar reckons the clasped fingers of the numpty on the left are in the shape of one of those weird secret societies. What does he know, being a Buffalo?
Thanks for the laugh! For thoe of you not familiar with the idiot in the middle [Simple Simon Harris], he is an overly ambitious smarmy little bollicks. He is a pain to listen to as he goes at the speed of a rail-gun on steroids with no punctuation whatsoever. He is a master at bullshit and has already promised to fix all of Ireland’s woes with massive spending and major tax cuts.
For those familiar with the PR voting system, in the last election he was voted in on the fifteenth count which means he made it by the skin of his arse. It would be great if he fails to make it in the next election. I can but hope.