I’m a bit pissed off with life at the moment.

I have a bit of an infection in the old proboscis. It has been there for a couple of months and it’s driving me nuts. It got worse recently so I made a return trip to Doc and am now on two courses of nuclear rated antibiotics [two huge capsules] four times a day and have an ointment to stick up the nostrils three times a day.

I nearly had a small accident with the ointment. I have to squeeze it on a cotton bud and then smear it around up with the snots [very fucking painful]. The accident that nearly happened? There was another tube about the same size beside the ointment but that one was Super Glue. Luckily I noticed in time. That could have been tricky?

I’m also in a bit of a mood about the mail problem on this site. I have tried everything I can think of [and a few other things besides] and it’s still acting up. I know it’s not quite critical to my existence but I am just a stubborn kind of bloke that won’t be beaten by a bit of fucking technology.

At least the dog seems happy in her little dementia dreamworld.

She’s looking at me now, trying to work out who I am.

I have that problem too sometimes..