Ban the car
I came across a strange piece today.
New draft guidelines from the department advise that new developments built by local authorities should limit households to a maximum of one parking space — and that parking spaces should be eliminated entirely in areas where there is sufficient public transport available.
This was in the form of a poll so that’s the only information I have. But it’s enough. Rather startling is that 15% of the brain-dead think it’s great idea. Probably the same 15% who vote for the Greens and who lap up every crazy idea from the gubmint.
So the department reckons that there should only be one car per household? Most people I know have two But I suppose that’s reasonable in a rural context. But there is an intermittent unreliable bus service here so in theory we don’t need any cars at all?
I have a few of thoughts here.
Suppose I have visitors? In my party invite, do I specify that invitations apply only to those prepared to travel by bus? All parties have to end before that last service at night?
Suppose I am employed in one area and the missus has a job in the opposite direction? If I wanted to work in a nearby village for example I would be obliged to get the bus up to Dublin and then another back out to the nearby village?
Suppose both myself and the missus had jobs that require us to travel to several destinations during the day? Doctors, for example?
Suppose I want to do a fortnightly grocery shop and prefer to actually visit the supermarket? How do I carry a trolley load of plastic bags on the bus?
Suppose I just want to own two cars? It’s a free society. Or is it?
I suppose the idea is fine for people who happen to have a job that’s on the same bus route, who don;t have to carry anything to their place of work and who don’t mind standing in the pissing rain while waiting for a bus that doesn’t turn up?
Frankly the idea of trusting my travel arrangements to someone else is scary.
The 15% probably live in central Dub or somewhere where pretty much everything is in walking distance from home. Face it Grandad, in times to come, you aren’t going to be allowed to live in the countryside, because policing it with cameras would be far too expensive. Far better then to just bung everyone into a tiny flat in a high rise where they work from home, get stuff delivered, and not let them out the door!
If everyone was aged between twenty and thirty and the entire country was as flat as a pancake then maybe cycling everywhere would be a reasonably good idea. But we’re not, and it isn’t.
It’s probably a combination of those who don’t drive, don’t want to drive and don’t want others to drive, those who live in a city where driving is a nightmare anyway and the 1% or 2% who click the wrong button in every survey they do.
Or it could be a lot of people like me, who just hit the opposite button for the hell of it?
“I must arise and go now,
And go to Innisfree.
There’s a ‘bus from Letterkenny,
Gets there at half-past three.”
😀
You may want a second car. You may like having friends rounds. You may even like driving because you simply like driving (I do).
But you don’t need to. What you need has been decided. You are a mere cell in the body politic, and if you become a diseased cell, then you will be excised to ensure you don’t infect others.
This public transport I keep hearing about. Is it pink and does it fly perchance? Please let me know if you ever see any.
Suppose I just want to go for a drive to somewhere scenic and have a picnic? Will they lay on a bus for that?
No buses go to many places. This means the nearly deserted beaches I have visited this year will be ever more untrammelled by human visitors.
As for enforcing a one vehicle parking space rule; good luck with that out here in the wilder west.
If you live within ten miles of the nearest bus stop then you are “on a bus route”. It may take you while to get used to Irish logic!
You’d probably have to check the picnic application form, there may well be. But be aware, if your party wasn’t suitable “diverse” or if you had something not on the approved list of foods, it may take you to the re-education camp instead.
I’ll just have to befriend an immigrant African transsexual of indeterminate religion and bring them everywhere [in the boot of the car]?