I was down in the village yesterday.
There were quite a few people around but I still managed to grab myself a table at the coffee shop. So after Penny had her obligatory feed of chicken pieces I relaxed and enjoyed a mug of coffee and a pipe-full while enaging in my favourite pastime of people-watching.
One thing that struck me was the complete lack of those face-nappies. In fact I only saw one on the face of one of the staff in the coffee shop. But then she’s a new addition which may explain things.
Now as far as I am aware, there is a new regulation in effect from last Monday. It is now obligatory [or is it mandatory?] to wear a face-nappy on entering any business establishment. I had been told that I would have to wear a nappy on entering the coffee shop premises but could remove it once I reached a table a couple of feet away. Such madness. Hah! I was delighted to see a total disregard for that piece of nonsensical shite.
In other news, the gubmint has issued a list of countries that are safe to visit. Mind you, we are still told not to travel abroad at all at all but if we really have to go then we can choose from the list.
So I am now trawling the Web looking for a holiday booking. I sort of fancied a trip to Monaco, but there is no way of getting here except via Spain, and the latter is verboten. So I have to pick an alternative location.
I sort of fancy the idea of sitting on a beach basking in the September sun in Greenland?