World War III
A few Irish trawlers go fishing off Rockall
For some inexplicable reason, the Scottish mob got annoyed at this even though Irish trawlers have been fising there for many years.
Just to be on the safe side Ireland sent one of their fishery protection ships up there.
This pissed off the Scots even more so they asked to borrow a few war ships off England [suddenly the Scots decided there were advantages to being part of GB].
As a gesture of solidarity with a country which hadn’t royally been fucking around with EU membership, the EU dispatched a coalition of French and Spanish war groups to defend the Irish ship.
Trump was still full of goodwill towards the Irish so he nuked France, Spain and the UK. Unfortunately he still wasn’t sure what the Northern Ireland Border was and accidentally nuked Ireland as well. This at least had the advantage that it solved the Brexit fiasco as the UK no longer existed.
Not to be outdone, Russia nuked the US [with enormous casualties as the Americans who were fleeing south found themselves trapped by a huge wall that some fucker had put up].
Pakistan then wanted to join the party and nuked India, Israel nuked Iran, North Korea nuked South Korea and China nuked whatever was left.
And all over a little rock covered in bird shit.
Were already fighting the third world war – it's called the EU.
We're just fighting with economics instead of bombs…
Tax 'em into submission. There is little hope of winning that one.
Well I had to look and they have three patrol vessels, two of which are capable of getting out to Rockall. The one that can't was built in Scotland. The two that can, built in Poland.
Flip flop!
The war has started. The Irish Navy is on its way.
The Scottish Nasty Party command little support among the fishing communities so have contrived this dispute to garner votes.
How anyone can claim a sea stack as sovereign territory is baffling.
Haven't they [whoever they are] stated that no nation can claim sovereignty over land that is not habitable?
Wait till the rubber dinghies full of refugees try to land there.
The assorted "navies" will be fighting to be the ones who take them on board and be the goody-two-shoes to take the bearded infants to their own primary schools.
"…as the Americans who were fleeing south found themselves trapped by a huge wall that some fucker had put up.."
That made me grin. Thank you sir.