The secret of a long life
I am sort of busy over the last couple of days, but one little event caught my eye.
‘Oldest human’ dies in Indonesia ‘aged 146’
This is heartening as it means I have well over half my life left.
And one of his secrets for a long life?
A heavy smoker until the end, he outlived four wives, 10 siblings and all his children.
Dammit!!
Those filthy cigarettes will be the death of us all.
If only he had quit he might have lived longer?
H/T The Last Furlong
If Indonesian tobacco is anything like the Thai stuff I recently tried then I’m not surprised he lived almost a century and a half cos either the first roll up of that stuff kills you on the spot or it confers immortality. Still I wish the article would listed the brands he smoked, I can only find the ones that take 146 years OFF your life- FACT!
I’m hoping it’s Condor, though I think the chances are slim……
Nah, it’s Islam – we gotta convert.
Nah, it’s the four wives and the smokes that kept him going. I assume these were serial wives.
Definitely the smokes. He looked like a smoked kipper?