Cannot be named in England and Wales — 15 Comments

  1. That's a wonderful photo of two fellas trying to live inconspicuous  private lives. Why doesn't Denis O'Brien imitate their sartorial daring? Then the media would ignore him.

  2. "Injections, to god-damned hell with injections! We have no injections. In fact, we don't need more meat injections. I don't have to show you any stinking injections, you god-damned cabrón and chinga tu madre!"

    And to think over here we're stuck with boring ol' Donald Trump…

    • I thought you were calling someone a dogfucker there for a minute!  [The hazards of being Irish: dog = madra].

      Don't knock Trump.  Our lot are just as insane but they hide it better.

  3. Ha ha. The links on my posts keep getting taken down at source by thos people I cannot name because I live in England. That day I set out to write ONE post about those people, you know, I ended up writing FOUR (or was it five) trying to keep up with the disappearing links. I also don't care what they did. I only feel cross with using your very vast wealth to threaten – nay BLACKMAIL the Internet not to publish something that is only illegal in England and Wales. The Internet does not fall under our laws. Yet sites in other countries that mention those people (you know who) are taking down their stuff out of fear of THE POWER of those people with no names who threaten them with suits. Recently I saw one of the people we are talking about on TV looking very bloated/debauched  being very affectionate with someone, a toy-boy "protigee", whom he was promoting as a new upcoming "star". So the mind boggles.

    Thanks for posting this challenge. Had a good laugh.

    • Well, so far I haven't had any hammering at the door yet.  There is damn all they can do about it anyway as every aspect of the site is Irish.  Actually – and interesting question – are you allowed mention their names [[redacted] and [redacted]] on this site?  You'd have to actually do the typing under the jurisdiction but the message ends up here, outside the jurisdiction within milliseconds.  Does the law work that fast?

      I have no time for anyone using their money or "celebrity status" to grab themselves favours and facilities that are closed to the rest of us.  Just look at that twat Bono, going around lecturing gubmints how to behave?  In my book, "celebrities" are just the leeches of society.

    • The way those kids are dressed is somehow weird.  A bit like putting a ballet outfit on a poodle?  Just an idle impression…….

      • They remind me of ventriloquists' dummies. Sir Elton Johann, with his unsexy tinted glasses, looks like a jaded ventriloquist in the picture.

  4. I have been guilty of an odd indiscretion in my time.Nothing worthy of national press, and you all would find it  pretty boring. but being unable to find £250,000  for an injunction  I have to live with it.

    What happens is , I go into the pub and my mates take the piss for a few days, then all is forgotten when someone else fucks up, then I take the piss……………..tiss all a  silly game  .

    • As far as I m concerned my life is an open book for anyone to read.  Except Herself.  Don't anyone tell Herself.  She has a memory the size of Everest.

  5. Call me stoopid, call me a cab but I'm at a complete loss to whom you refer. I must be more diligent in the future and keep abreast of current events. The last I heard was that nice Mr Hitler had annexed the Sudetenland- I wonder how that will turn out?  Anyway, are you referring to Cliff Pilchard? I hear he was very handy with a Mars bar, or was that Nick Nagger? I confess I get confused these days as I'm not a well man.

  6. This episode is even more bizarre.  I'm out of their jurisdiction but I'll refer to them as Wiggy Specs and Meubles so anyone reading from within don't get their eyes sued.  Allegedly unbeknown to Wiggy Specs, Meubles was playing away with A N Other. A N Other was in a relationship with A N Other-Other.  Meubles thought it would be a good weez to fill a jacuzzi with olive oil and have a threesome with A N Other and his fwend AN Other-Other.  Wiggy Specs wasn't invited to the mayonnaise party.  Wiggy Specs took out the gagging order (presumably the thought of all that OO made him puke).  The headlines across the pond where along the lines "married man with children involved in illicit 3-some"  I must've read that on a day when I had no paint to watch dry.  Here's the daft bit.  Wiggy Specs has claimed in the past to have an 'open' marriage with Meubles and he doesn't expect fidelity, so one wonders what the all the fuss was about anyway?  

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