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When reality goes arse over tit — 7 Comments

  1. Oxygen certainly does cause cancer, along with water, heat, and food. Remove any one of them and no subject will get cancer. They will be dead, but cancer free. 

    • Life causes cancer.  That is the ultimate Einstein formula.

      Hang on – how to I know that you wrote the comment and not my laptop or my Interweb?

  2. Oh Jesus! Don't touch the newspapers.

     

    What your laptop is suffering from is a virulent virus know simply as 'PC.' Where normally the laptop works on logic to offer correct answers, the PC virus trades in lies and deceit and it infects everything including your personal files. Recent reports even suggest it has progressed from a virus to a dangerous disease that can kill so be careful tackling it.

    I have it on my laptop as well and what I do is play old youtube videos from the 50's, 60's and 70's that cannot now be infected by PC. Old war movies with GI's openly smoking are also useful against PC.

    But critically at this time, there is no known absolute cure so if you're like me, you can only struggle on and try to ignore it.

    • Bugger!  I was afraid it might be a virus of some kind.  I did a little research [using carefully shielded old printed encyclopedias] and think I may have found a cure – there is mention that blowing a constant stream of pipe smoke into the air inlets may cure the virus, and maybe even kill it entirely?

  3. Thank heavens! And here I thought I was the only one having this problem. The WWW has certainly turned weird of late…

    …or is it people that have turned even more weird than usual?

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