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The amazing effects of Fourth Hand Smoke — 8 Comments

  1. I have a fairly good imagination and I cannot stretch it to 4th hand smoking,  reading this has given me a headache, suppose now that will be 5th hand smoking risks

  2. Second hand lovemaking: this year millions of adolescents worldwide and persons under 30 will be recruited to the addictive habit of lovemaking by their exposure to on-screen lovemaking and diverse hanky panky. New scientific studies show.

    • Not mention firing off thousands of automatic weapons in streets and driving fast cars everywhere…  Oh!  Hng on…  They already do that.  Now we know why?

        • Surely more logical……

          First hand sex – a solo job.

          Second hand sex – with a partner.

          Third hand sex – a sandwich.

          Fourth hand sex – Let's not go there.

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  3. No, no, no! Fourth-hand smoke is when you come in contact with a carrier of third-hand smoke. For instance, your baby crawls around on the floor of a New Orleans bar, or in the men's hotel room of a filthy smoker. Then, you hand your baby to an unsuspecting non-smoker – fourth-hand smoke! The well-established science of homeopathy and tobacco control teaches us that this highly diluted tobacco smoke is many times more deadly than actual smoking. The science of statistics teaches us that tens of thousands have already died due to exposure to fourth-hand smoke.

    • Welcome Sudon't!   Yes, I was already hauled over the coals for that one.  I had to rename mine as Fifth Hand [or Smoke V4.1?].  We'll soon be at the stage that if you have ever visited a country where someone once smoked then you are liable to infect an entire continent yourself.

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