Time for a change
I have a niggling feeling in my water that something needs to change.
The problem is that I haven’t a clue what that change is.
I don’t know if this site needs a design overhaul? A lot of trouble went into the existing one and if I changed it, it would be change for the sake of change. I don’t think people take that much notice of the design anyway?
Do I give up writing altogether and take up pole dancing? The problem is that I don’t really have the tits for that, and anyway I think that would be a little drastic at my stage in life. The older I get the more I enjoy the benefits of a sedentary lifestyle, and writing is something that requires little in the way of muscular activity. Having said that, the lack of exercise is doing wonders for my man-boobs so maybe pole-dancing may feature at a later stage after all?
Maybe I should quit commenting on current affairs? Maybe I should just throw in the towel and accept that my life has been effectively taken over by an avaricious, egregious, snooping, nannying bunch of cunts, whether they be in Merrion Street or Brussels? No one else seems to give a damn anyway, so why should I? Maybe I should just stick to posting daily photographs of my beard growing?
I just have this grumbling feeling in my bladder that something needs to change. I just don’t know what that something is.
Maybe I’ll just change my socks?
Please do not stop writing – I look forward to your daily outlooks and opinions … much more interesting than watching pictures of your beard growing ♥
Don't worry, Gloria. I think I'm stuck with the writing. There again, I might just hand the keyboard over to the dog for a couple of weeks to get a different slant on life?
Stop your thinkin', keep on writing and, go to the bathroom for heavens sake! I guarantee the grumbling in your bladder will go away.
And thanks so much for giving me the mental image of you pole dancing. An just before I ate my lunch. Just bloody great!
I'll have you know I cut a very dashing figure in my shiny silver briefs! Thee are women around here who would pay a fortune just for a brief [?!] glimpse.
"I'll have you know I cut a very dashing figure in my shiny silver briefs!"
Not wishing to insult such a genial host, but this statements leaves me feeling quite disturbed…..
If I take 'em off towards the end, does that help the image?
Don't stop writing Headrambles. You would be missed!
Only by a few…. only by a few.
Any journalist who thinks he's suffering from writer's block should take a trip to Donegal and research the Donegal seed potato industry. Really fascinating stuff and no boring sex.
That sounds like a riveting subject all right. It's up there with shamrock farming.
Purists will insist on organic shamrock cultivation.
Grandad, PLEASE keep writing. I think you would be missed by MORE than a FEW. I might not comment everyday but I read everyday because your musings are the best! You could write about a chair leg and I would find it entertaining! (Don't know what that says about me, though) Haha!
Bluejeanbaby wrote: "You could write about a chair leg and I would find it entertaining!"
Well, that sounds like a challenge to me if I ever heard one. Can't wait to read it. 😉
[*sits back and stares at a chair leg. What the fuck can I say about that?*]
You attention seeker you, let the dog have a go, change might be as good as a rest?
Gave the keyboard to the dog. She just chewed it. She's a bit of a dimwit.