Tossing a coin
I cannot make my mind up.
Itâs a beautiful day, so do I â¦
a) sit outside in a deckchair and read a book?
b) do some gardening?
c) bring the rifle up the valleys and see if I can spot a tourist?
d) spend the day writing crap on this site?
e) go down to the village for a coffee?
f) hack down a tree or two?
Fuck it.
Iâll sit in the sun while I decide what to doâ¦.
I hate decisions.
e) go down to the village for a coffee?
Coffee?, I wasn't aware of coffee being severed in mugs or tankards.
Nowt wrong with that? Sitting out in the sun, puffing the pipe and chatting up the wimmen? A grand way to spend an afternoon.
You've probably taken the best course of (in)action by prevaricating on the decision-making process. Why do now what you can put off until tomorrow? You know what they say – act in haste, repent at leisure…
I'd suggest a pint of what you like best, a contemplative smoke and a relaxed mull over the possibilities. I'm sure the best course of action will come to you eventually. Or not.
My motto – Never do today what you can do tomorrow.
Good advice!