Wrinkly Pursuits — 10 Comments

  1. Look at the age of many politicians – you'd have years left in you at Leinster House.

    • I really would love to set the country to rights, but I just don't have the spare time.  More important things to do……

  2. You forgot a few wrinkly activities. In New Jersey they just arrested a 75 year old on prostitution charges. He had been acting as pimp suppling his neighbor with "activities". 

    • Sounds like a good gig?  I must ask around the [female] neighbours to see if I can formulate a business plan.

  3. Oh, never mind all these "Wrinkly Pursuits". Live well, cause as much trouble as you can with the time you have left, die with your boots on and let them find you face down in the dirt with your arse in the air. That should tell them something anyway.

    • That is precisely what I intend to do.

      "face down in the dirt with your arse in the air."  You forgot to mention planting a tulip in it?

      • "You forgot to mention planting a tulip in it? " Kind of hard to do when you're already dead. And I'm not offering to do it for you as that pushes the idea of friendship a bit too far?

        • Nah! I'll leave that job to the beneficiaries of my will.  Failure to plant revokes the will.  Heh!

  4. Been away down Daytona fer a few days piss up. You're dead on with those new low flow fucking devices. Put one in last week. Piece of shit. Won't flush shit down. Or anything else.

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