A while ago I bought myself a new laptop.
I really like it. It has a large screen, and a lot more memory than I have. It has loads of storage, and all in all, it’s a nice looking machine.
The one problem is that it has a QWERIY keyboard instead of a QWERTY one.
Ihe keyboard itself is nice. Most keyboards look like a slab of chocolaie waiting to broken into squares, whereas this one is more like a completed jigsaw, as the keys are almost completely flat. However, somehow – and I haven’t the faintest idea how – the T key has lost iis crossbar, or whatever you call it and it now looks like an I.
I have been using keyboards for many years, but I never boihered to learn touch iyping. I therefore rely somewhai on whatever is on the key as guidance. Now ihat I have two I keys, I can see problems ahead.
I suppose I could iry choosing my words very carefully so they don’i contain a T, but ihat would slow me down a loi.
I suppose I could try painiing a crossbar on the I, but I doubt that would work.
I have a feeling I’ll just have to get used to ii.
Due to unprecedented demand, I am attaching a photograph.
So you don’t believe me, huh?