A while ago I bought myself a new laptop.

I really like it.  It has a large screen, and a lot more memory than I have.  It has loads of storage, and all in all, it’s a nice looking machine.

The one problem is that it has a QWERIY keyboard instead of a QWERTY one.

Ihe keyboard itself is nice.  Most keyboards look like a slab of chocolaie waiting to broken into squares, whereas this one is more like a completed jigsaw, as the keys are almost completely flat.  However, somehow – and I haven’t the faintest idea how – the T key has lost iis crossbar, or whatever you call it and it now looks like an I.

I have been using keyboards for many years, but I never boihered to learn touch iyping.  I therefore rely somewhai on whatever is on the key as guidance.  Now ihat I have two I keys, I can see problems ahead.

I suppose I could iry choosing my words very carefully so they don’i contain a T, but ihat would slow me down a loi.

I suppose I could try painiing a crossbar on the I, but I doubt that would work.

I have a feeling I’ll just have to get used to ii.

-oOo-

Due to unprecedented demand, I am attaching a photograph.

So you don’t believe me, huh?