National Emergency Declared — 9 Comments

  1. And each household will be issued with a Tamiflu tablet by early 2011.

  2. After years of reading Government statements, this is perfectly plausible…could be from the hand of Mr. Taoiseach Himself.

    Am I laughing or crying?

  3. The ambulance service in Punchestown yesterday told me that I had the swine flu, so I coughed over the PA system and infected everyone.

    40,000 people in one go.


  4. The more I learn about Fianna Fail the more I think our demoncrat party here takes its cues from them. The only difference I see would be that the demoncrats would give all the Tamiflu to union bosses and donors to their political campaigns first and then sell it, at a reduced price to welfare recipients. Everyone else would have it available at 3000 times the maximum retail price because they’ll tell us there isn’t enough to go around.
    They will do all this because 6 kids from a private school in Ct. got the sniffles after returning from spring break in Tijuana.

  5. At first I thought it was all bad news, then I saw it end on a positive note that the government was relocating.

    We recently had a school group return from Mexico. Fortunately after a through medical screening they only found 6 varieties of STDs, 12 cases of Diarrhea, and two kids working a mules who had swallowed balloons with a total of 2 KG of cocaine. In other words business as usual.

  6. Ì accidentally left out a line. My apologies.

    Futhermore to provide stability and to prevent congregating at polling stations, all elections for the forseeable future have been cancelled. This legistlation will remain in force for the next twenty years, and will be renewed occasionally.

  7. Brianf,

    Not too sure about your calculations re Tamiflu and the Democrats. The one who’s minting it with that is Donald Rumsfeld. He’s the one who has stock in it.

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