I was given a nasty little tag by Brianf yesterday.
I am supposed to e-mail my friends and they are to write back and tell me what they think of me.
That could be very dangerous, even supposing they bothered to write back.
I decided to try it though. So I wrote out a quick mail ..
Dear [fill in as appropriate]
I have been asked to ask you what you think of me.
Please be honest.
The replies I got back
A fine upstanding specimen of your species. One of my better efforts.
I don’t know how yourself and Osama do it, but we’ll find you yet.
George W Bush
President of the Free World
Are you one of dem peeple who gave me a dig out? If yiz are, de check is in de post. Say nuttin at de tribyounal.
Your friend [and don’t deny it]
You’re a cunt
You were fantastic. I have never seen such a big one.
So there you have it. Some people didn’t reply, like Idi Amin and Sharon Ní Bheoláin, but they are probably busy.
I won’t be so nasty as to pass it on. I’m nice like that.