What the perverts are looking for
I am sick and tired on people coming to this site looking for pornography.
I have done my best to satisfy their perverted pleasures.
For reasons known only to God, and a butterfly in Bolivia, I’m currently being inundated with requests for "Paris Hilton Nude Pussy".
So here you go.
I name this cat
Paris Hilton
I hate those cats! I have an endorsement on my license to shoot those on sight.
Why have you named a cat after a hotel?
http://www1.hilton.com/en_US/hi/hotel/PARHITW-Hilton-Paris/index.do
With this post, your wit has reached new heights and cemented my loyalty to your blog!
Ian – Why not? If people can name their children after footballers, then whay can’t I choose an hotel?
Karyn – Don’t you mean new depths? I warn you, it takes a strong stomach and a thick hide to last the course…
Excellent, I’ve finally found what I’m looking for – you wouldn’t believe how many sites I had to go through for this 😉
Paul – I always try to oblige…
Grandad, how about Britney Spears box..
John – I think I’ve seen photographs of that somewhere else. Maybe I should do a series? Waddya think?
I once had a visitor to my site who was looking for “penis up own arse” on google.
And now, i’m sure, you will too.
OFTR – Maybe all he had to do was look in the mirror? He sounds like one weird pr*ck!
And no. I won’t.
Looks like a candidate for Pimp my Cat!
Know* alot about cats do we?
*Not in the biblical sense
where’s the pussy?
hey, Grandad: how many awards HAVE you won while i’ve been away?
Hi Doc. Up there. In the photograph. Where else?
I’ve only won one. I’m not greedy.
Ha ha ha ha ha …
Someone actually did a google search of “monstrous goat cock” and found my site … why I keep track of stuff like this, I don’t know, but I do.
-J