Perscriptio in manibus tabellariorum est
I HATE BOOKKEEPING
Got that?
I have been doing my accounts all day and I’m sick of it. I have had enough.
So here’s the deal…………..
If I owe you money, the cheque is in the post. OK?
If you owe me money, I want it by the end of the week.
Or you’ll be getting a visit from Tiddles.
There.
That wasn’t too hard.
Bookkeeping finished.
Who says blogging isn’t good for business?
The only problem with male lions is that they are lazier than the average mafia godfather – it’s the females that do all the hunting.
Now, if you threatened to send Tiddles’ wife around, that would be a different matter.
Ian
He sends his missus out to do the collectin’. He does the painful bit.
Why? Do you owe me money? Are you scared?
So Twenty wanted a cheque then?
Grandad you owe us $1999 +vat for Tiddles. Pay up or we will send round 2 panthers and a rhino….
I’ll see your 2 panthers and a rhino and I’ll raise you a fire breathing dragon.
Ok it’s on the way – I swear.
Flirty – That’s what they all say [hence – ‘Perscriptio in manibus tabellariorum est’]