I have just heard that Bertie has signed with the Greens.
If this is a done deal it means another five years of Stuttering Bertie the Builder, and Mad Cow Harney. Five more years of The Galway Tent. Five more years of pocket lining. Five more years of Blubber Lips Cowan.
That’s too much for anyone to take.
I’m phoning Dr. Death.
Goodbye cruel world……………