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Senior Citizen Porn

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Once again, people have been arriving in their droves to this humble site in their search for porn.

I don't know why.

The most common search term people have used is [and I kid you not] – "getting leathered by his teacher". Yes. I have number one ranking for that in Ireland. Weird.

The second is "senior citizen porn". 12.88% of my visitors have been looking for that. That's one person in every eight [I can still do my maths]. What a lot of sad people. Now they are also disappointed people, because there isn't any senior citizen porn here. No wrinkly bits. No droopy bits. No saggy bits. I get enough of that when I look in the mirror.

Of course I could always post a photo of myself. With no clothes on. But unfortunately, I'm not perfect. I have a blemish, which I'm sure would put you off. I have a missing big toenail on my right foot. It was removed when I was 15 because it was ingrowing and bloody painful. The rest of me is fine, apart from my teeth which were removed by a bus in 1971, but that's another story.

I could post one of Herself, but she won't let me photograph her even with her clothes on. Maybe that's a religious thing? I don't know.

There were loads of other searches too for the likes of "nude seniors" and "senior sex". Now the latter may have been looking for tips. I'm afraid I can't help you there. I prefer a boiled egg myself.

So to continue my policy of trying hard to make everyone happy, I am going to publish some real pornography. On this page. Here and now.

Please be warned that this is not for people under 18, people with heart disease, or people who prefer their nudes young.

But for the rest of you [my 12.88%] here you go. Just what you have been looking for.

Just click >HERE<

 

Comments

Senior Citizen Porn — 12 Comments

  1. And the irony is that your going to get a whole load more geriatric porno seekers after this post 🙂

  4. Glad I ruined your morning 😉

    And a Happy New Year to you too.

    You don’t sound too sad in your last statement?

  5. You made my day. I was grumpy all morning coming back to work after all that “free time”, and your picture put a smile on my face.

    I thank you for that.

  6. Thank you Louie.

    It is my mission to shoulder the grumpiness, so the rest of you can enjoy life.

  7. We got a lot of searches for “senior citizen porn” and “senior citizen sex” and some even stranger search terms. I don’t think the visitors are very happy with what they find however. Mostly we have retirement financial info and other rather boring content. It’s always a hoot to peruse our logs and see what people are looking for however!

  8. It completely baffles me as to what they are looking for. As you can see, I have done my best to welcome them [and provide what they are looking for!] and they still keep coming.

    People find this site through a myriad of search terms but eight out of the top ten involve porn..

  9. Heh, just seeing this now, 9 years after you wrote it Grandad!  LOL!   Somewhere back around that time, maybe inspired by this very blog entry, Leg Iron did some research on the search terms leading to his blog and found that one of the most popular involved the breasts of some teenage pop star.  Like you, he was totally mystified since he knew quite certainly that neither he nor his guests had ever gushed over any young breasts on his pages.

     :>
    MJM

    • It was one of my more successful posts simply because of the number of people searching for it.  I hope they're not too disappointed.  Unfortunately with the proliferation of porn sites, it is now relegated to page two of the search.

    • Hah!  If ever I saw a bit of fishing for traffic….!!

      Worth it though.  I just read your site – all ten pages – a had a few chuckles [mixed with admiration].  You should write more.

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