Since I started this website, people have been writing comments back about the things I say. That’s nice. It means people actually read what I write. Strange, but true. And I thank all these people, especially my visitors from Sydney and Melbourne who have come such a long way.

However, a lot of people are sending me comments that frankly have me a bit confused. They tend to be just one line, and they don’t seem to have much relevance to the article I’ve written. Maybe there is someone out there who can help me?

Here are some of them [and I am writing them exactly as I received them]…

male orgy orgy party gay football orgies… – now I’m not going to allow this one, because you all know my attitude to sport.

free squirters… – Not sure about this one. I like the word ‘free’, but does it refer to water pistols?

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voyer cam teens flashing bras pee girl… – I have passed this one on to a judge I know of, who has just retired.

codec klite pack… – Has this something to to with mountaineering?

small boobs… – Don’t worry about it. It’s the person that counts, not the looks.

massive boobs… – See above.

free voyuer pictures… – Are they advertising cruises?

japenese porn… – Despite the misspelling, the judge is getting this one too.

male domination… – No. I don’t go for this one. I’m all for equality.

amateur lesbians… – How can they be amateur? They either are one or they aren’t. I didn’t know there was some kind of apprenticeship?

black and white men together… – That’s nice. There is too much racial hatred these days.

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sex pregnant… – Yes. A logical progression.

hairybeavers male armpit uncut foreskin… – This one worries me. I think they rather badly need to see someone professional. If they get in touch with me, I know a very good psychiatrist.

There are loads more, but I don’t want to bore you.

So thanks to all of you for taking the trouble to write. Some of you seem to be a bit confused, and you are also missing the point of the Comments section, as none of the above had any relevance to what I had written.

You can stop now, as from now on I will just delete them.