Not dim at all
I have been messing around with AI.
I briefly dipped my toes in those murky waters a while ago and the result was the handsome chap in the image at the top of this site.
This time around I tried something different. The first thing I tried was to see what it made of my name. It came back with a page of information and an image. The image was completely wrong as was most of the information, but it did cite an article I had forgotten all about. If nothing else, it’s a good photo of Penny!
I tried something different. I asked it to design a web site for a 75 year old Irishman. It certainly did as asked but the result is somewhat bland. What it needed was some colour.
I asked it to design a header image and specified that it was for this site.

Now I was impressed! It got a little confused over “musings” but the rest was clever. The only problem was that it was too bulky. I tried again and specified dimensions.

Okay, it didn’t understand the dimensions I had specified. I tried again.

Once again, it failed on the dimensions. But you have to admit….
It’s impressive?!
You live in Ireland. Surrounded by farms. Just put a wee notice in the Coffee Shop window and some kind farmer will call round with his turkey baster.
From my own experience in rural Scotland and also on Aussie cattle stations a good few AI technicians are bonnie lassies. So you might strike lucky.