Hospitals and arse trouble
Today is a bit of a busy day.
The main event is that I have two appointments in the hospital – one is with Oncology and I haven’t a clue what that is about. Do they want to discuss Immunotherapy or do they want to start applying it? Time will tell.
The second is with my Fan Club in ENT [though it has been pointed out that that should be ET seeing as I have no N]. Again, I assume the Professor and his gang want to just poke and prod me. Maybe they are going to announce that they have given up on me and I have only a few weeks left to live? Again, time will tell.
In the meantime I have a dose of the gawks or the squits or whatever you want to call it which makes a couple of hours of hospital appointments somewhat problematic. Do I spend my time excusing myself from whatever they are doing to me while I make a quick frantic dash to the jax? The alternative could be very messy and not too pleasant for the staff there, not to mention leaving me in a right fucking state.
Daughter has suggested I get something from the chemist to calm my arse down. Good idea. I’ll nip down there shortly. I might ask if they have anything to clear the gawks while I’m at it.
I don’t know what I would do without Daughter.
You’re never happy are you?
Only a few blogs ago you were complaining about the hospital’s morbid interest in the frequency and quality of your anal outputs, now that you’ve got an enhanced frequency, coupled with a difference of consistency, you should let them know and even donate some product in real-time.
I’m sure they’ll be delighted.
I’m always happy. You should know that. I did actually give them a graphically detailed account of my shits [and sharts] though I did take pity and left out the actual samples. They were very impressed as I knew they would be. They put it down to the fact I have stopped taking antibiotics for the first time in about four months. It makes sense.
maybe only for me ? but your ‘Martin Scriblerus Latest say (for the last couple of days)
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Best wishes
Thanks for the warning Danny [and welcome!!]. I was actually aware and have been trying to fix it all evening. It’s a very strange fault for various reasons and may take some time to fix.
Many thanks it’s now up and running, yours is the first blog I look at and use the Scriblerus list as a menu
What? I disabled it! I’m still working on an alternative method without much success!