I have decided to enter the commercial market to supplement the pension.

I could be onto a winner here.

I hope to soon be at the bottom end of the market

But first I need to do some market research.

I have come up with a decorative yet functional item which anyone would be proud to put under their bed.

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No more cold trips to the bathroom in the middle of the night. No more fumbling for light switches and waking your partner. Eco friendly.

Our motto is “Convenience to hand”. Or maybe “Pee is for Peace”

And while you are relieving your physical needs, you are satisfying your emotional needs as well. Two birds with one stone.

Or to use another proverb – “A dump in the hand is worth two on the Bush”.

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