In the extremely unlikely event that you might want to send me an e-mail, you can always contact me at
Please note though….
I do not want any offers of “guest posts”. All my guest posts are by people I already know so any unsolicited offers go straight into the bin without a reply. So save yourself and myself a bit of time by not bothering. I am inundated with requests and they do nothing but piss me off.
I am not interested in Russian brides [well, not at the moment anyway].
My physical attributes are fine thanks. I don’t need any enhancements whatsoever. Leastwise, I have never had any complaints.
Any queries about advertising usually go in the bin too, unless you are offering a decent wodge of cash. I don’t like advertising on websites, so my price has to be high enough to overcome my dislikes.
All offers of miracle cures will be treated with the contempt they deserve.