Where I have been going wrong
For some time now, a caring reader has been sending me private emails. I know he only has my best interests at heart, and I am flattered that he took such a lot of time out of his busy day … Continue reading →
For some time now, a caring reader has been sending me private emails. I know he only has my best interests at heart, and I am flattered that he took such a lot of time out of his busy day … Continue reading →
I was in a bad mood yesterday. I was also tired, which is a dangerous combination. I was having a quiet doze in my armchair, thinking pleasant thoughts about murdering politicians when the phone rang. I looked at the display … Continue reading →
All right, children? You have had your nap, so I will continue my story…….. The villagers had a merry time that night, and they feasted, and drank and sang their merry song. The next morning they did feel a little … Continue reading →
And it came to pass that the Monster came out of his dark and reeking cave and came down to the village and started throwing tins of spam at the villagers. The villagers cried “Stop. For this is Spam, and … Continue reading →