The miracle has happened. Not only did I receive my copy of the National Disaster Handbook [I am so relieved] but I also got a copy of the government thing on the Lisbon Treaty. I have been taking some interest … Continue reading →
Dring.. Dring.. Dring.. Hello? Hello. May I speak with God please? Sorry. He’s not available at the moment. This is Saint Peter here. May I be of assistance? Howya, Pete. It’s Grandad. Ah, Grandad! I won’t ask how you are … Continue reading →
If I were to avoid tax, I would be heavily penalised. If I were to commit perjury I would probably face a term in prison. But I’m not Bertie. Let’s see what his penalties are going to be……. [These calculations … Continue reading →
Fist there was Bertie Ahern, Graduate [suma cum laude] of the Haughey School of Economics. He is an expert on deviousness, obfuscation and outright lying. Then comes Mary ‘Mad Cow’ Harney. Desperate for power, she politically distances herself from Ahern, … Continue reading →
