Who we are

Our website address is: https://headrambles.com.

If you didn’t know this by now then what the fuck are you doing here?

What personal data we collect and why we collect it

Comments

When visitors leave comments on the site we collect the data shown in the comments form, and also the visitor’s IP address and browser user agent string to help spam detection.

An anonymised string created from your email address (also called a hash) may be provided to the Gravatar service to see if you are using it. The Gravatar service privacy policy is available here: https://automattic.com/privacy/. After approval of your comment, your profile picture is visible to the public in the context of your comment.

Media

If you upload images to the website, you should avoid uploading images with embedded location data (EXIF GPS) included. Visitors to the website can download and extract any location data from images on the website.

Jayzus!  As if anyone is going to go to all that trouble just to find out where a photograph was taken?

Contact forms

Cookies

If you leave a comment on our site you may opt-in to saving your name, email address and website in cookies. These are for your convenience so that you do not have to fill in your details again when you leave another comment. These cookies will last for one year.

If you have to keep filling in your name and email, it’s YOUR FAULT!

Embedded content from other websites

Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.

These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracing your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website.

Are you listening, YouTube?

Who we share your data with

A couple of analytic sites which really only count visits and that’s all.

How long we retain your data

If you leave a comment, the comment and its metadata are retained indefinitely. This is so we can recognise and approve any follow-up comments automatically instead of holding them in a moderation queue.

For users that register on our website (if any), we also store the personal information they provide in their user profile. All users can see, edit, or delete their personal information at any time (except they cannot change their username). Website administrators can also see and edit that information.

What rights you have over your data

If you have an account on this site, or have left comments, you can request to receive an exported file of the personal data we hold about you, including any data you have provided to us. You can also request that we erase any personal data we hold about you. This does not include any data we are obliged to keep for administrative, legal, or security purposes.

You can request, but that doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll get.  It depends on how much spare time I have.

Where we send your data

Visitor comments may be checked through an automated spam detection service.

Yes.  Big Brother is listening.

Contact information

If you are so dim you can’t find my Contact page then don’t bother.

Additional information

None.

How we protect your data

Barbed wire.  Landmine field.  Laser beam intruder detection.  A vicious cat.  The power of prayer.

What data breach procedures we have in place

A one way ticket to South America

What third parties we receive data from

None.  And I do most of my shopping in the village.

What automated decision making and/or profiling we do with user data

We divide visitors into various categories – Idiots, Trolls, Nice people, Messers, Other.  Not automated though.  Yet.

Industry regulatory disclosure requirements

Aw go fuck off.  Regulatory requirements?  Who the fuck do you think you are?  The EU?