Birthday Boy
Today is Prince Andrew’s birthday!
You know him? Randy Andy? The Man with the Golden Rod [as Virginia Giuffre probably calls him]?
Surely he must go down in history for shelling out a reputed twelve million to someone he says he never met? He never met me either. I think I’ll send him a bill.
You may wonder why I should remember his birthday? I can assure you I am no Royal Watcher. I have no idea when any of the others were born, least of all the Queen who has several birthdays. Nor do I care. It’s just that he happened to be born on my 10th birthday which was a bit mean. Stealing my thunder and all that. That must be worth a few million?
He’s 62 today.
I’m 1001000.
God I feel fucking old…….
Well Happy Birthday and many more.
1950 was a good vintage – it seems to be keeping well and maturing too. Enjjoy your day!
Happy Birthday GD.
Happy Birthday GD, I am just a year or so behind you.
“The grand old Duke of York,
He had twelve million quid.
He gave it to someone he never met,
For something he never did”
Happy birthday. I’m 49 today, a year older than you.
(I’m non binary. 😉 )
Being a January 1950 model, I’d like to confirm the superiority of the vintage – well, some of the vintage, at least.
Happy Birthday
This needs spreading, Grandad, like manure.
Happy Birthday Grandad! (Oh, and to that Andrew fella too.) I’m a 1952 vintage myself.
Feeling old? – just change yer base…
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There, happy 60th (base 12)
Or maybe use a log scale?
Happy Bidet anyway GD 🙂
Thanks everybody. It seems I have created a grand Old Farts’ Club here? When I started this enterprise I was in my 50s and the time is just flying past.
Celebratory greetings from another Old Fart in this select club, I’m less than a year behind you.
It was only yesterday that we sat outside Kingfishers for the first time – so you are definitely not 72!
I have no idea if Airmiles is innocent or not but I can fully understand paying someone off in these circumstances. There is only He said She said. No witnesses. Everything, including irrelevant stuff like what he thinks about MeeGan, will be dragged out in court and it will cost a lot of money, bring great embarrassment, still not prove anything and just come down to who you want to believe.
It seems to me to be a standard way of prosecuting in the US. It’s not justice though.
I have my own views based around the photograph, her age and how this is panning out.
People will learn and there will be no more selfies with the public while out.