An outbreak
There has been a serious outbreak in Martin Scriblerus.
There is a new rash of members which dropped without warning out of a cloudless sky into my Inbox.
There is quite a lot of work involved setting up a new member what with adding code to various places on various sites and then sending details of our secret handshake, where we sacrifice babies and deflower virgins on a monthly basis.
So the new members are [in no particular order] –
and
Entry is simple – just send me a small donation [but not less than €1,000] and I’ll see what I can do.
And while I was mucking around with code I thought I might mess up this site some more.
I have that “Like” thing at the bottom of the scribble along with some useless “social media” tags which I doubt have ever been used. So I thought I’d try out another useless gimmick – a little line of stars. I don’t know if it will work, but if it does, it’s your chance to let me know how crap a scribble is.
On second thoughts, I won’t bother. It doesn’t work.
Fuckit.
And who cares anyway?
Before I send my €1,000 can you just confirm that I don't have to supply my own virgin. I'm not sure I could identify, let alone supply one of those here in Essex.
All virgins are supplied and guaranteed recycled. We are environmentally aware at MS.
The recycling plan is a good one. As for me, I've never been much of an "enviro guy". Without a doubt doing more harm than good. My one redeeming feature in that arena is that every email I send is sent with 100% recycled electrons.
I posted a comment on Nourishing Obscurity yesterday that when you click on the Martin Scriblerus icon and reach the list of links, his link goes to his old address. I’m not sure if it is still happening.
Which icon? The links seem to be working from this end.
Click on the icon, then click on 4. James Higham. When I tried this evening, it went to an index page.
Ah! Gotcha. Fixed. Thanks.
Who said the virgin had to be human?
Fair point. Sheep? Donkeys? Goats? Some blokes aren’t fussy.
Keep it clean, chaps. There may be gentlemen reading this post. I always come here from Julia's site and access MS from the little window on the right after I've cheered myself up reading the latest Irish Gubmint absurdity and realising your Gubmint is almost as cretinous as our own dear British Administration. Eejits all.