Gogglebox
Late last night I was flicking around the channels before switching off the television.
By chance I hit on some female doing a stand-up comedy routine.
I let the programme run for a few minutes.
“What do you think of her” asks Herself.
“Mediocre” says I. “She’s trying too hard.”
“She’s an Australian woman and I bet she’s a lesbian” says Herself who can be quite acerbic at times [as I have found to my personal cost].
“Wow!”
“What?” asks Herself.
“You hit the Jackpot. You have managed to be homophobic, xenophobic and misogynistic all in one short sentence. I am really impressed.”
“It’s nothing” says Herself smugly.
It is though.
I’m going to have my work cut out to beat that.
Had it been homophobic, misogynistic and sectarian, you could have been watching the Angelus!
LMAO! Absolutely hilarious.
Thanks for the laugh!
She's a keeper! (But you'd probably already decided that.)
I have kept her for 45 years [and 12 days].
Sounds like all is normal at the manor?