We are surely close to The End of Days.
America is tearing itself asunder with each half of the country screaming at the other that they are a thundering disgrace to democracy.
Women are being arrested for sitting on park benches.
Entire economies are being trashed because of a bad dose of the flu.
Here in Ireland we can now be fined €100 for driving our cars unless we have a written excuse
from our Mammies.
Refrigerated Pfizer vans are to be fitted with cheap speakers playing Greensleeves as they drive from village to village distributing vaccines. [Actually I made that up but it wouldn’t surprise me and I claim copyright on the idea].
The Rain in Spain Falls Mainly
on the Plain as snow.
And now, horror of horrors, lorry drivers are having their sandwiches robbed by customs officers.
Armageddon is truly upon us.
Time to head for the bunkers….