IMPORTANT COMPULSORY UPDATE:
At midnight on Wednesday [tomorrow] all Irish will automatically download Anti-Virus software CoronaBomb V5.0.
This is a mandatory [possibly compulsory?] update and will require a reboot.
Travel will be strictly confined to 5km. [Manufacturers warning – beyond 5km you may explode]
Networking will be disabled.
Update contains Bubble V0.1. This possibly enables networking with one other unit.
House-Party [all versions] will be deleted.
Usage limits will be applied to Weddings [all versions] and Funerals [all versions].
Anyone using Small-Business may find their copy deleted or at least running very erratically.
Anyone attempting to delete CoronaBomb V5.0 will be severely punished and their memory wiped.
CoronaBomb V5.0 will expire on the 1st December. It will delete itself though it may be replaced with CoromaBomb V5.1, or even an earlier version. The software engineers haven’t a fucking clue what will happen, to be honest.
The only certainty is that it will fuck up your life for the next six weeks.