Remembering — 6 Comments

  1. Grandad,

    Apologies if I've posted this before – old age you know – but Penny's last sentence bounced it into my head so if it's old to you, let Penny read it this time…

    The doggies held a meeting,
    They came from near and far,
    Some came by motor cycle,
    And some by motor car.
    Each doggie passed the doorway,
    Each doggie signed the book,
    Each one unshipped his asshole
    And hung it on a hook.

    One dog was not invited,
    It sorely raised his ire.
    He ran into the meeting hall
    And loudly shouted, "Fire!"
    It threw them in confusion
    And without a second look
    Each grabbed another's asshole
    From off another hook.

    And that's the reason why sir,
    When walking down the street,
    And that's the reason why sir,
    When doggies chance to meet,
    And that's the reason why sir,
    On land, aboard or home,
    They'll sniff each other's backside…
    To see if it's their own.



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