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The contemplation of murder — 12 Comments

  1. If ‘patricide’ means killing your father and ‘matricide’ means killing your mother, does ‘countryside’ mean killing Theresa May?

  2. Yea a laser works fine. Try a carbon halogen in the 10 watt range. You’ll have to figure out how to collumate it for maximum effect. 

  3. It’s called “felinicide” perhaps? Considering we have have 4 “indoor only” cats the thought has definitely crossed my mind a time or two. Fortunately, I think, the cats have never seen the great outdoors except from the indoor side of the window glass so they tend not to get bored with the inside of things. They consider it their personal territory/playground. I suppose that makes us nothing but movable furniture?

    • In my case I’m a movable short-cut.  She always seems to want to be the other side of me and takes a cut across my lap.  I wouldn’t mind too much but she always pauses and wiggles her hole in my face.  I take that kind of thing personally.  One of these days I shall retaliate in kind.

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