I hear you are having a wee drop of trouble with a vote or something? Something to do with a lack of confidence in your own party?
Now I have a very simple solution to your little problem.
- Announce that the vote is to be held and make sure everyone is in the chamber.
- Bolt the “No” door.
- Call for the vote.
- Get someone to shout “BOMB!!“.
I think I can guarantee unanimous Ayes?